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Now that we're done and summer is approaching I would like to give a list of the top 10 most attractive jobs for the summer.

10. Line server at a Qdoba...for obvious reasons this is #10. #10 really sucks!
9. Jordan Coopers personal Caddy. While yes you get lots of excercise and you can make some cash, remember coops rampage...don't hand him the wrong club.
8. Port O Potty cleaner. While 99% of you out there thinks that this doesn't belong on the list, I would just like to ask at least your cleaning shit and not catching shit by working at a summer camp...just kidding, much respect to all you camp counselors.
7. Smarty Jones personal bitch...hey the pays good and he is a stud!
6. Bikini Inspector (Now you may be saying number 6, are you kidding this should be #1...but remember for all those good looking girls you must inspect remember anyone can put on a bikini, not everyone can look good in it.)
5. Working at a car wash...because you never know when the girls will just take their tops off and run around, or maybe that only happens on Cinemax.
4. Working at a phillies game, BASEBALL theres nothing better...at least for me.
3. Being a teacher...because THEY HAVE SUMMERS OFF, where they complain about being a teacher.
2. Chris Bermann's towel man. I mean it pays well but you go through about 10 towels a day, that man sweats alot.
AND THE #1 MOST ATTRACTIVE SUMMER JOB...
doing nothing. While you make no money you get to have a lot of personal time getting in touch with yourself.

B. Owens