Silencing the Doubters?

Ben Margolies 9.23.07
After the Eagles pounded the Detroit Lions 56-21, I heard many people say McNabb has silenced the doubters. I am not really sure that McNabb really silenced the doubters. I think the fact that the “future”, Kevin Kolb came in the game and pretty much fell face first on the turf made the critics a little more silent. People were so quick to run Donovan out of town, but what they did not realize was where would you turn afterwards? Are you willing to throw away the prime years of Westbrook and this talented team this year, for the future? Absolutely not! While McNabb did throw for over 380 yards and multiple touchdowns, what really stood out was the confidence that he showed in his knee. This was the first game that he played without the knee brace and from my perspective he looked good. Hopefully this is what the rest of the season is going to look like, because if he can play like old McNabb, who knows what may happen. Remember folks the last time the Eagles started 0-2 they ended up playing some pretty important games down the stretch.

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Now that we're done and summer is approaching I would like to give a list of the top 10 most attractive jobs for the summer.

10. Line server at a Qdoba...for obvious reasons this is #10. #10 really sucks!
9. Jordan Coopers personal Caddy. While yes you get lots of excercise and you can make some cash, remember coops rampage...don't hand him the wrong club.
8. Port O Potty cleaner. While 99% of you out there thinks that this doesn't belong on the list, I would just like to ask at least your cleaning shit and not catching shit by working at a summer camp...just kidding, much respect to all you camp counselors.
7. Smarty Jones personal bitch...hey the pays good and he is a stud!
6. Bikini Inspector (Now you may be saying number 6, are you kidding this should be #1...but remember for all those good looking girls you must inspect remember anyone can put on a bikini, not everyone can look good in it.)
5. Working at a car wash...because you never know when the girls will just take their tops off and run around, or maybe that only happens on Cinemax.
4. Working at a phillies game, BASEBALL theres nothing better...at least for me.
3. Being a teacher...because THEY HAVE SUMMERS OFF, where they complain about being a teacher.
2. Chris Bermann's towel man. I mean it pays well but you go through about 10 towels a day, that man sweats alot.
AND THE #1 MOST ATTRACTIVE SUMMER JOB...
doing nothing. While you make no money you get to have a lot of personal time getting in touch with yourself.

B. Owens

The art of wearing a cup

Because I have not posted in SOOO long I have decided to do a second post for the night. This one is on the cup. Now when the average person thinks of a cup they think of a cylinder type thing that you drink your tang out of. But that is not the cup I am talking about today. I am talking about the cup that goes into the supportive jock strap. This cup protects the family jewels. I do not think that the cup gets enough love. As a guy when you walk into the store you are terrified of your first time buying a cup. Lets face it when your little and your mom asks the guy at the counter for a size small cup it is a little shameful, unless your name is J+#( then you ask for an extra small cup in which case it is extra embarrasing. However, we should stand up and chear for the cup it keeps us safe and protected. It gives you a feeling of invinceability. All we do as men is bag on the cup we hate on it, why do we do this, well because it is restrictive some may even say uncomfurtable, but so are seatbelts and we do not hate on them. So allow me to be the first and stand up and say thank you cup for keeping my testees safe like the restees. God bless you cup and all plastic banana greatness that you bring. You make us look huge and for that I for one thank you, and you should too. Now ladies who r reading this u can use a cup to serve grapes or someother small fruit in, but wearing one would just be a waste. Also for serving grapes may I suggest a bowl because that would be disrespectful to the cup.

B. Owens out

They tried to stop me

Well it has been a while ladies and gentlemen but I am back. The other site wanted me to pay and I said NO to the man, so they shut me down. Today I will be talking about the man. And that man is Mr. College or Mrs. College for all you feminist and Josh Hirsch weirdo's. (no offense hirsch still love ya). Heres how I see it, its about time schools just sent you an email telling you they are interested in you. Then you can reject them. It is such bull shit that we have to pay 60 bucks to apply to a school that we do not even want to go to. We send them our cash and then they send us a rejection or an acceptance. Well enough of that shit, we can easily take back the power. Heres how I see it, we send them our grades and info and all of that nonsense all of this info goes to a website. The colleges type in their criteria and a list is generated. THEN they send out letters or emails to all of the students that meet these criteria. If they really wanted you they would track you down trust me. Now off of that moving on to poeple who didn't get into the school you wanted to. Heres what I suggest
#1 write them an angry letter simply say eat a dick
#2 call in a bomb threat, that would really piss them off(but be careful because you could go to prison for that)
#3 send them a picture of your ass(personal favorite of mine) nothing says you don't care like a picture of your hinny.
And last of all just get over it and move on because there is nothing you can do.

B. Owens back and out

They tried to stop me

Well it has been a while ladies and gentlemen but I am back. The other site wanted me to pay and I said NO to the man, so they shut me down. Today I will be talking about the man. And that man is Mr. College or Mrs. College for all you feminist and Josh Hirsch weirdo's. (no offense hirsch still love ya). Heres how I see it, its about time schools just sent you an email telling you they are interested in you. Then you can reject them. It is such bull shit that we have to pay 60 bucks to apply to a school that we do not even want to go to. We send them our cash and then they send us a rejection or an acceptance. Well enough of that shit, we can easily take back the power. Heres how I see it, we send them our grades and info and all of that nonsense all of this info goes to a website. The colleges type in their criteria and a list is generated. THEN they send out letters or emails to all of the students that meet these criteria. If they really wanted you they would track you down trust me. Now off of that moving on to poeple who didn't get into the school you wanted to. Heres what I suggest
#1 write them an angry letter simply say eat a dick
#2 call in a bomb threat, that would really piss them off(but be careful because you could go to prison for that)
#3 send them a picture of your ass(personal favorite of mine) nothing says you don't care like a picture of your hinny.
And last of all just get over it and move on because there is nothing you can do.