Because I have not posted in SOOO long I have decided to do a second post for the night. This one is on the cup. Now when the average person thinks of a cup they think of a cylinder type thing that you drink your tang out of. But that is not the cup I am talking about today. I am talking about the cup that goes into the supportive jock strap. This cup protects the family jewels. I do not think that the cup gets enough love. As a guy when you walk into the store you are terrified of your first time buying a cup. Lets face it when your little and your mom asks the guy at the counter for a size small cup it is a little shameful, unless your name is J+#( then you ask for an extra small cup in which case it is extra embarrasing. However, we should stand up and chear for the cup it keeps us safe and protected. It gives you a feeling of invinceability. All we do as men is bag on the cup we hate on it, why do we do this, well because it is restrictive some may even say uncomfurtable, but so are seatbelts and we do not hate on them. So allow me to be the first and stand up and say thank you cup for keeping my testees safe like the restees. God bless you cup and all plastic banana greatness that you bring. You make us look huge and for that I for one thank you, and you should too. Now ladies who r reading this u can use a cup to serve grapes or someother small fruit in, but wearing one would just be a waste. Also for serving grapes may I suggest a bowl because that would be disrespectful to the cup.
B. Owens out
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